Blasphemous Bible Fight is not yet on Xbox, PS3 and Wii — how sad

Posted by mel on 18th, 2008

Bible fight

In a nutshell, Bible Fight is a flash game, sortof a Bible version of Street fighter that spoofs both the Bible and Street Fighter.

Now I don’t know what to make of this game, man, except that, granting that I have utmost respect for your spirituality and yes, I’m sensing a thunderstorm brewing outside, plus of course, the guys at This Is Pop for Adult Swim are maybe nuts, I only wish to say a coded message: Bible Fight is h*l@r!*u$. Yet, I resist to die from laughing and go to hell for being game and a gamer.

Oh, I’m checking out the game now. I’ll tell you later about my thoughts on these Bible fighters called Eve, Noah, Moses, Mary, Satan, and Jesus, who look and dress like Eve, Noah, Moses, Mary, Satan, and Jesus.

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Update. If you beat all characters, a mystery fighter is revealed. Hit me with a thunderbolt, baby!

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8 Comments »

Comment by Brian Hines
2008-03-18 22:03:35

I can’t wait to see all the video of the riots and beheadings and suicide bombings and mass killings and woman beating that happens because of this…oh, wait, they’re making fun of Christians. Damn, no blood to be spilled then. There goes all that primo footage.

Comment by omni
2008-03-19 03:59:30

Are you kidding? Christians get off on being made fun of waaaaaaaay too much to actually start killing people for it. I mean, they need something to fill that persecution complex, right? Having mean words tossed in their direction by a tiny majority is the best they can come up with, and you can be damned sure they’ll milk it as much as they possibly can.

 
Comment by Mantic
2008-03-19 04:08:45

Yeah, those Adult Swim dweebs are too wussy to pick on Mohammed or Allah in the name of legitimate controversy. They just want to amuse their audience of twenty-something dope-smoking slackers who still know squat about the real world.

They pick easy political targets, too.

Comment by Bubsy
2008-03-19 12:27:59

There aren’t any figures in Islam that could even be used for a video game. The only figure is Mohammad and there are few if any representations of him in Islamic art because to depict the faces of holy figures is forbidden…plus you have to factor in that Islam, being an ABRAHAMIC religion, holds Eve, Noah, Moses, and Satan in common with Christianity and Judaism. Not to mention the Koran recognizes Jesus as a prophet…BAM, there goes your argument…oh the WONDERS of EDUCATION!

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Comment by vyutiful joe
2008-03-19 00:18:44

NICE!

 
Comment by Street FIghter
2008-03-19 10:08:48

This game is OLD NEWS!! It’s been around since 2007. Don’t whine about Adult Swim picking on Christians because its an easier target than the Muslim Faith.

 
Comment by Breakdance Fighter
2008-03-19 18:15:16

@ Bubsy:
It’s really easy to make a Mohammad Character: Just make a Middle-Eastern/Northern African type cartoon character, and label it “Mohammad”. Duh. No one knows what most of those characters actually looked like, because photography was invented a wee bit later in the timeline. It’s all in good fun.

 
Comment by Thomas E
2008-03-20 12:03:06

It’s hillarious, but you’re all going to hell;)

Nah, seriously, don’t really see what the problem is, at all. I think god probably has a sence of humour, and if he doesn’t I’m just glad he has a good aim;)

 
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